No context whatsoever (words, words, words)

To achieve greatness, means to go to the grocer and ask for help with tackling problems involving the waxworks that are recycled into candles which are sold to Members of Parliament but not to the Lord Mayor of Liverpool and never ever to the seargent in the lower borough of Livley, because his deals in gunpowder, periscopes and briefcases.

This is what happens when you're trying to get 2000 English words into your brain which have zero context.

Blogthings

Here are a few funny blogthings, check the website out if you're interested in learning a few things about yourself and share...

What goddess are you?

You Are Artemis!

Brave, and a natural born leader. You're willing to fight for what you believe in... And willing to make tough decisions. Don't forget - the people around you have ideas too!

What Goddess Are You?

How sarcastic are you?

You Have Your Sarcastic Moments

While you're not sarcastic at all times, you definitely have a cynical edge. In your opinion, not all people are annoying. Some are dead! And although you do have your genuine moments, you can't help getting your zingers in. Some people might be a little hurt by your sarcasm, but it's more likely they think you're hilarious.

How Sarcastic Are You?

Could you pass 8th grade science?

You Passed 8th Grade Science

Congratulations, you got 7/8 correct!

Could You Pass 8th Grade Science?

What superhero would you be?

You Are Elektra

There's really no superhero with more style than you. Because who could beat being sexy assasin ninja?

What Superhero Are You?

How does your Intrapersonal Intelligence rate?

Your Intrapersonal Intelligence Score: 77%

Your Intrapersonal Intelligence is High You have a great understanding of who you are, and your place in the world. You know what path you're on. And you are excited about your future. You're always deepening your inner knowledge and introspection. And enjoying it every step of the way.

How Does Your Intrapersonal Intelligence Rate?

What animal were you in your previous life?

You Were a Cougar

You are a great leader who has dominance without ego. You are wickedly cunning and off the scale confident.

What Animal Were You In a Past Life?

Anita says...

I have been on the wrong side of a lot of locked doors. Not a one of them had just opened for me, but there was always a first time. Yeah, I should live so long. Scratch that; bad phrase. - Anita

"My god, you mean you've only had two hours of sleep. Do you want to shoot me, or what?" I didn't answer the question. I'm not that rude. - Monica, Anita

People are supposed to fear the unknown, but ignorance is bliss when knowledge is so damn frightening. - Anita

Had to see. Had to look. Might find a clue. Sure, and pigs could fucking fly. But still, maybe, maybe there would be a clue. Maybe. Hope is a lying bitch. - Anita

If you think you know someone, think again

I've got a cold and it's like 200°C outside...IT'S JUST WRONG! If I have to go through life with that nasal voice much longer, my friends will leave me. Today I'm gonna share my infinitely small wisdom with you: prejudice sucks. You think you know someone, but really you don't, especially, if you've never really had the chance to talk to someone. I'm not talking about mind-numbing smalltalk, but a real, solid conversation. About the world and feelings and stuff...Anyway, I think everyone of us should just pick a person he "knows" from work or school or whatever and really get know him/her. Maybe you'll be surprised...Oh, and just so you know: colds in summer SUCK.

Storm

There's a storm outside. I stood on the street earlier and waited for the rain. Now it's here, but it's bad timing. It's like fate peeeeping messing with my perfect night. Sometimes I wonder if Zeus is sitting up there, sharing a beer with Hephaestus and just going "Hey, there's that kid again, let's piss her off by sending a storm with crappy timing." But what the hell, right, as if the gods care what I'm doing...What is important though, is that I was at a Justin Timberlake concert (even though I don't even own a friggin' album) and stood like three meters away from him. Boy that guy is cute. Wanna have...Hooters has come to our beautiful little town. The temptation of the wanton men without taste of this desolate world. I heard that the food sucks there. Actually, Hooters got me thinking (sounds weird, ey?) and now I wonder? Do lesbians go to Hooters to see the chicks there? And if they do are the boobs the attraction? Do lesbian women care for boobs? It's sounds like a thing a deranged person would ask him- or herself, and maybe I am, but it just crossed my mind...I found something out about the local culture that quite surprised me. Did you know that the preference of a football team is dependent of his or her financial status? Is that a common thing? I don't watch sports, except for old college league basketball reruns, so I have like zero (that coke sucks so much) idea what a fan's criteria is or whatever you call that...Well, I hope you enjoy the start of the end of the week. I'll be playing volleyball all day long tomorrow. I wonder what Zeus will be doing...