Sunday, January 07, 2007

The Covenant

Four really hot guys have powers. Or rather, THE POWER. They're warlocks, witches, whatever and are the descendents of the founding fathers of Ipswich, therefore called the Sons of Ipswich. Problem N°1: The Power is addicitv and wears your body down, so they have to be careful. Problemo N°2: The 5th Son of Ipswich has returned, to avenge his ancestors who were kicked out of the Covenant for...I don't know why. Of course there is a chick. A nice one, too. So the battle begins...

For women: These guys are really cute and very well-built. And you get to see (almost) everything of the sweetness.
For men: The chick has a shower scene! Plus, she lives in a dorm with her friend and they are mostly walking around in their really small pajamas.
For all: Nice fight scenes, a lot of eye candy (apart from the cuties) and a moderately intelligent storyline There are a lot of spiders, though. All in all really not bad, the only problem is that you could do the same in an average "Buffy" episode. But if you can, do watch it, just for the immense amount of half-nakedness.

To Cool For Winter

Where the %&*รง is the snow? I don't ask for much, but a winter without snow, that's just friggin' depressing. You can't make any snowmen (which are kinda scary), you don't know why it has to be cold when there is no friggin' snow and everything is just so...not full of snow.

The grey days are cool, though. There's a breeze, which sometimes is even warm (is that good?). I feel like I'm back in England.
But mostly, I just freeze my not that small behind off. I was in the city, when I saw this chick wearing, like, nothing. She had a mini on with a really inefficient panty hose underneath and was wearing ballerinas. And the jacket she was wearing wouldn't keep you warm in summer. I was wearing a winter coat that probably keeps you warm in space and about three layers of T-shirts and sweaters.

Honestly, how do these chicks do that? Do they take some kind of arctic-fish-cold-resistance-powder pills? Or are they like yogis and just ignore the cold with their unbelievable mental powers? Or maybe they have some Russian ancestors?
It's just amazing what people do just to be cool. I mean, I'm a vain person, I don't deny it. And occasionally, I do make sacrifices for the sake of coolness or whatever. But with like -5°C outside, I budge. I don't give a damn about how fat I look in those eight sweaters. Girls just wanna be warm. Yeah, right.