To Cool For Winter

Where the %&*ç is the snow? I don't ask for much, but a winter without snow, that's just friggin' depressing. You can't make any snowmen (which are kinda scary), you don't know why it has to be cold when there is no friggin' snow and everything is just so...not full of snow.

The grey days are cool, though. There's a breeze, which sometimes is even warm (is that good?). I feel like I'm back in England.
But mostly, I just freeze my not that small behind off. I was in the city, when I saw this chick wearing, like, nothing. She had a mini on with a really inefficient panty hose underneath and was wearing ballerinas. And the jacket she was wearing wouldn't keep you warm in summer. I was wearing a winter coat that probably keeps you warm in space and about three layers of T-shirts and sweaters.

Honestly, how do these chicks do that? Do they take some kind of arctic-fish-cold-resistance-powder pills? Or are they like yogis and just ignore the cold with their unbelievable mental powers? Or maybe they have some Russian ancestors?
It's just amazing what people do just to be cool. I mean, I'm a vain person, I don't deny it. And occasionally, I do make sacrifices for the sake of coolness or whatever. But with like -5°C outside, I budge. I don't give a damn about how fat I look in those eight sweaters. Girls just wanna be warm. Yeah, right.