Buddha Tivisattwa

I find myself to be in an odd mood. (Now there's a funny combination of words 'odd mood', just look at those letters, trying to confuse you and whatnot...Off topic, I know.) I feel neither very productive nor really lazy. I just am. Have I reached a higher plane of existence? Am I to return to this terrestial plane so as to help others find enlightenment? All you need is a big TV screen, in front of which you try not to fall asleep, while watching a Sandra Bullock comedy after having read two chapters on the relation between semantics and psycholinguistics. I'm going to be Tivisattwa, Buddha of TV Induced Wisdom and Peace. I bet I'll look just dashing in one of those shawly thingies.