The Evil Plot

I've just spent two precious hours trying to get the 2010 Microsoft Office Suite to work. I think everybody knows what the result of such tedious dealings can be: a piece of crazy pie with a side of insanity.

I think that Gates, Jobbs and whoever else is in cahoots with those guys have worked out a secret but not really subtle plan to conquer the world. It's not what you think. It's not really about making us dependent on machines and connectivity. Oh no, that's just what they want you to think...

They are turning the world into Bedlam by making sure that any contact with a piece of their hard- or software (ooh, that sounds naughty, no?) will make people increasingly mad. And it's working!

I'm telling you people, try to hang on to you sanity! Counterbalance the excessive amounts of annoyance that will inevitably lead to the downfall of humanity with Zen Buddhism or Yoga. Anything that will block out the madness that your computer might be trying to invoke in you.

Be brave.